My friend’ll always remember the good times she had on her 21st birthday when she looks back at this pic.
Windir - Journey to the End GOOD QUALITY (by legion188)
The ending to this song is 2 deep 4 u
The Misfits - In The Doorway
The one song that was left out of my Misfits box set. Reblogging because I don’t want to forget about it anymore.
(via suchabadpenny)
Black Isz
Hey..
Don’t I know that guy?
What’s he doing with two phones?
And why doesn’t anyone else notice he’s a foot-and-a-half high?
Fashion Police
Prick: <sarcastic> “Nice shirt.”
Me: <in my Black Sabbath tshirt> “Oh, yeah? Who are you, the fashion police?”
Prick: <sarcastic> “Uh-huh.”
Me: “So the fashion police are real, like actual police?”
Prick: <sarcastic> “Yeah, we are.”
Me: “Huh… Well, if you’re with the fashion police, and they’re anything like the actual police, then that soul patch and tongue ring you got there must make you like that riot cop who pepper sprayed those protestors at Berkeley.”
Prick: <deadpan>”…Would you like your receipt?”
Me: “No, thanks.”
Prick: <deadpan>”Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.”
Don’t fuck with Sabbath, asshat!
Instagram??
More like…
InstaGODDAMN, what a shitty picture!
IS ANYBODY HOME?!
It’s been a long, long time since I’ve jumped in fright watching a movie. Even though I have seen it in its entirety many times before, this scene from Jacob’s Ladder (1990) managed to get me recently when I was by myself and half-asleep. I almost screamed like a little girl lol.
If you haven’t watched this movie, I feel really sorry for you. Its easily my favorite horror film.
The *poofters* at r/Austin can’t handle the truth!
So I thought it would be amusing to enlighten to good people of r/Austin of a very traumatic yet hilarious event that happened to me yesterday. I thought it was interesting and thought-provoking. Apparently, they “don’t care” about what I have to say even though it wasn’t mean-spirited and was properly labelled at NSFW and downvoted the shit out of my post. I guess those butthurt cumfarts only want to read posts where people don’t have anything interesting to write about.
You can read my post by clicking the link below.
had to reblog this.
10/10 would lol again
I’m not your dad, you crazy bitch!
What does not cease to disturb me to my very core is when a girl thinks its “kinky” to call me ‘daddy’ during sex. I would never say to a girl “your pussy’s so wet, mommy” or something to that effect. That’s just creepy and I can’t imagine a girl getting off from a guy imagining she’s his mother during sex. So why the fuck would you think its sexy to call me “daddy”? Now I’m no psychologist but I assume there would be one of two reasons a girl would say ‘daddy’ during sex:
a) because you have actually had sex/been sexually abused by your own father, whether consensually or not, and you want to emulate that experience with me
or
b) because you’ve never even recieved any form of love or affection from your piece of shit father and you have some kind of twisted fantasy about him fucking you
For whatever reason that provokes you to call me ‘daddy’, I find it to be an instant turn-off since I am just one of those weird people who, call me crazy, thinks that incest or any kind of sexual abuse from family members is disgusting and wrong. If you have personal issues with your father or if you are one of those people that think incest is sexy or kinky, please get yourself some help for your mental illness, don’t take it out on me. Everybody has their fetishes, I understand that, but I’m going to put my foot down on this and discriminate against those girls with Elektra complexes because it just really makes me squirm to hear you call me ‘daddy’.
incest moer liek win-cest lolz
